Have you ever had a fast car in your life? like 911 slope? have you ever fished for barracuda? will that bitch bite you too? Have you ever dived in Dubai among sharks? Let's say Trick, they take care of you there, but the adrenaline!Do you know this cave? 1200 ft deep! Not sponge cake, not approved to jam peoples!
This is going to make you shit in your pants!
HARDCORE!
Listen up, this is every adventure fan’s dream, Yo if you can do that, you can really tell you, you didn’t just hang out in the world like a testicles :)
We are talking about a cave where there is nothing but the ultimate goal where you can really realize that you are a true Bodhisattva !
So Johnny Utah, let’s clarify a few things, one if you’re in a suit, fired up your self pal! Immediately! Start training, buy a Mexico poster and concentrate, I need the best form of my fucking life! NOW! After 6 months of kneading, book a PCR test, set aside about 3000 euros, buy a cheap flight back there, book a 4 star hotel in Mexico City. and next day travell to then 1 day trip to Santiago de Querétaro, there book 1 night, from there trip to Cave Of Swallows (Sótano de Las Golondrinas).
This road by car is 484 km approx. So take enough Pepsi, you’ll meet trained rock climbers at the cave, be prepared in spirit for two things, one if you manage to have a bunch of beautiful women! you will be able to get into two because you will get writer tiring even with the professional gear!
If you had to pull yourself up or it would be 3 hours, if you pull it back with a winch it will be 15-20 minutes too! Downstairs you’ll feel like you’ve just gone down 50 floors to the entrance of hell!
It will be the greatest adventure of your life!Good Luck Johnny Utah!
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